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Well wasn't October, with two major Runs, and three days of Halloween costume partys busy, and about those parties, Rita has a SCOOP, the sales person at Revco at 117th & Clifton told me that, "we've never sold that much mascara in all the years we've been in business."

Here's some more dirt I've heard. Nick did not attend the GLASS CITY CHAMPIONS run this year. He says, "the reason was, even a pig has to rest sometime."

Da Sleaze moves into the penthouse apartment at The Carlyle. Rumor has it she only needed 2 shopping carts barrowed from Rego's to move in.

Donna Mae tells us, "45 feet is fun, so eat your Hearts out." The trick came up with her smiling.

Which judge was overheard to say, "Mardi Gras! This is Halloween." It seems it was the same person who told judges the nite before, at another bar, "not to vote for the 'Mardi Gras' costumes".

Jimmy knocked off Micky & Tom M. with his BALLS (?) at the Tomahawk. Bowling, We Hope!!!

Bev & Jackie just celebrated their 2nd Anniversary this past October. Congrats, and MANY more.

Shamu has turned into a Killer Whale. Watch out there are

sharks in the pool,

Randy Divine told me one of Cleveland's Professional Enterainers has just cut a DUET with DIANA ROSS. And it will be Previewed in the Discos here very SOON, I Can't Wait!

Bill Y. I thought TABASCO SAUCE instead of Hot Lube was Kinky. But BOSCO SYRUP? Really!!!

Happy Birthday to Hart H., owner of The Coach, 39 again Dear?

Speaking of The Coach, I see G.B. Wilson is the new doorman there. I hope Akron is ready for you.

John W. of EXCALIBUR says that Queen Victoria is back on his liquid diet. Old, Grand Dad and...... Now Hold On, We CAN'T Print THIS.

Don & Chris went to Mansfield for ACTION Nite. Don found ACTION and stayed, as did Della De Brea. Chris came back to Cleveland with ACTION. Saw Ray A. with a new Gorgeous

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HUNK on the STALLION run. Ray you sure don't waste any time.

It was nice to have a visit from Jack of St. Thomas in the Virgin Islands. Now I know why they have the Queen's Staircase there.

Rita couldn't make it to the Halloween Party at the Carlyle this year, BECAUSE She WASN'T Invited. BUT she sent her photographer, too bad we CAN'T print any of the pictures. PLEASE INVITE ME NEXT YEAR. I'll even bring the dip.

Sorry to say the Lakewood Cops are at it again. Ron B. just told me he stopped at Ginzzy's for a couple of beers & was followed back into Cleveland by LKWD Police. After he had arrived home, PARKED and was wal king into his apartment he was arrested for D.W.I., his car searched & Towed. Seems like a big ado for a trip of THREE blocks.

For the Annual Toys for Tots Show this year, Big Daddy will be sporting a Telly Savalas haircut. Can't wait to see that!

Hope that Bobby 0. recovers Quickly from his recent automobile mishap.

Mike & George are back together again. George says, "Mike may be very nelly but, he gives good Butch"? Jim & Lou. Weren't your tits awfully sore after the Halloween Party at A Man's World?

Rita's choices for the BEST costumes in Cleveland this year are: The Mummy, The Lost Vegas Review, (the 3 Mardi Gras costumes) The Electric Space Man, Peter's Dirty Laundry, The Lighted E.T., The KKKK, (Kolored Klu Klux Klan, costume with firecross.) Cohan, The Barbarian, Strawberry Beefcake, The Gum Ball Machine, And Daddy Warbucks & Annie. Not necessaryily in this order. How does my TOP 10 compare with yours?

Till next month TA-TA.

.....STOP THE PRESSES

LOVE, RITA

A serious note, if you are arrested for D.W.I., it is your right to INSIST on a blood test administered by a Licensed Medical Technician.

THE COACH

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NORTH COAST KNIGHTS CHRISTMAS PARTY

On Saturday, November 20, 1982, the North Coast Knights will host a "toy party" at the Cleveland Food Dealers Hall, 420 Detroit Ave. The party, featuring "Doc" Johnson products, is billed as the first of it's kind in Cleveland and will commence at 8pm.

The "toys" will be displayed and demonstrated courtesy of Downtown Books and News with the help of several volunteers. All items will be available for special order while a large assortment will be available for immediate purchase. Draft beer and cold cuts will be provided and several interesting door prizes will be given away.

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Advance tickets of $5.00 each may be purchased from: The Vaults, Man's world, Downtown Books and News from any member of the North Coast Knights.

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